Mary Carol Anne Soup

Friday, October 20, 2006

Before the Big Bang




















This is just before the rose-coloured glasses.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Potential Reunion Buoys Mary Carol Anne




















Update:

As I had suggested, my youngest son, Rondo (pictured above, 68 yrs), is in fact looking for me. However, I believe that this time he truly hopes to "mend fences". I had unfairly assumed that he was again cooking up a scheme whereby I would be the hapless victim of yet another grand piano falling from high above, just like in 1979. And 1983.

But the news now is good - Rondo is in town, and offering to meet me in a public place for lunch. He sent the photo above so that I'll recognize him. Unfortunately, it appears that while out of my auspices he learned at least one new word (you may have noticed), and this, of course, just as I'm doing absolutely everything in my power to institute this bloody Gentler LanguageĀ© standard. Christ almighty.

On Blanco:
Blanco is home again (hat tip to the FBI who found themselves unexpectedly in Chatham with a bit of free time). Turns out he was at the bowling alley, as suggested a while back by Brunswick. He's in the yard now, on a longer leash than before (I added nearly 2 metres), and seems to be just loving it. God, what a sweetie.

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I'm not sure where Blanco is, but I think my other son is looking for me. I've been hiding on him for quite some time, but I'm afraid the worthless sap is on to me. GAH!!

What shall I do? Signed, Low Profile backstage.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Have You Seen This Boy?






















This is my son. I usually keep him tied up in my yard; however, he appears to have gotten away. I have reason to believe he is in Tilbury. He's taken to smoking cigars, and now calls himself Blanco. He appears animated but considers himself way dangerous.

If you see him, please contact me ASAP.

(this cartoon was created in part using South Park Studio)