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Monday, November 27, 2006

Siamese Cats

Siamese cats scare the hell out of me.

They are taking over the neighbourhood, and my street is next!!!

40 Comments:

Blogger Crabgrass said...

Yeah, they're creepy.

WTF is with them?

1:10 PM, November 27, 2006  
Blogger Mother Mary Carol Anne said...

The little bastards are hanging around my fish pond, and nothing seems to deter them-I'm going to get out my secret weapon.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh - MERCY!!
mmca

1:22 PM, November 27, 2006  
Blogger FANCY said...

That I can understand. What is your secret weapon? ...*s*...

//Fancy

5:54 AM, November 28, 2006  
Blogger Nicole said...

would your secret weapon happen to be a brown, long-eared dog with big, warm eyes and a soft velvety nose who happens to be named Lady?

ok, ok, I have watched far too much Disney....i admit it!!!

we are siamese, if you pleassssssse
;-)

9:58 AM, November 28, 2006  
Blogger Crabgrass said...

Damn cats think they're so smart. Just because they kicked my ass in poker.

Poisonthemimjokingofcourse.

2:35 PM, November 28, 2006  
Blogger Crabgrass said...

Wow, I love the Festive Season cards you made for this year. I managed to post a picture of one over at my place.

8:12 PM, November 28, 2006  
Blogger Mother Mary Carol Anne said...

Dear Fancy -
I actually have two secret weapons. I can only reveal one at this time.
Siam(the cat) ate Jacko(my favorite orange and black fish) yesterday morning at 10 AM. It was a pitiful sight with Jacko trying to jump out of his/her(?) grasp,with no success.
Soooooo .. I'm going to use
MOTHBALLS - and hopefully that will put an end to this crap.
If not - aha ha ha ha
Look out - weapon #2!!!
Talk to you later --
mmca

9:41 PM, November 28, 2006  
Blogger Mother Mary Carol Anne said...

Hey Crabby--
What festive cards are you talking about - the ugly dogs??
You like them????????
You are f.....g sick!
Get a life!!!
mca

9:46 PM, November 28, 2006  
Blogger Crabgrass said...

Mother Mary Carol Anne said:
"What festive cards are you talking about - the ugly dogs??"

No, you silly.

Go to my blog.

12:12 AM, November 29, 2006  
Blogger Mother Mary Carol Anne said...

Nicole -
You do indeed watch too many Disney flicks - and I don't want to disappoint you - but no, you have not described my 'secret weapon'. However, there is a Rottweiler down the street who would be happy to accomodate me dealing with this damn cat problem,and this is on my agenda.
This dog drools just looking at squirrels, can you imagine his lust level when he eyes my rogue cats?I'm going to try mothballs first- they are a force to be reckoned with. I'll keep you informed.
Deck your Halls -----
mmca

12:50 AM, November 29, 2006  
Blogger Mother Mary Carol Anne said...

Dear Crabgrass -

Peter's cat is going to die.
mmca

12:58 AM, November 29, 2006  
Blogger Crabgrass said...

Maybe you could capture the cats in a humane way, and then take them out and set them free into the wild. Since they seem to love water, Lake Erie might be ideal.

8:44 AM, November 29, 2006  
Blogger Mother Mary Carol Anne said...

CRABBY -
OK - I will rethink the situation -However, you should know that cats can swim, they don't like to, but they absolutely can tread water,and do the breast stroke!!
And, of course, if we ever get some normal weather,ice will cover the area in question,making it quite impossible for any more stalking. Bring on winter!!!
Only two fish left-how sad. Maybe you should buy me some carp for Christmas. Thanks for your concern and imput in this matter.
mmca

11:08 AM, November 29, 2006  
Blogger Nicole said...

I have thought it over and maybe you need to "buy them off"

who knows! Maybe their owners have not been restricting their viewing habits..they may have access to HBO and have seen one too many Sopranos.....
also maybe the other fish put a "HIT" out on Jacko...fish are tricky sorts you know.
Maybe Siam just needs to be reloctaed into the Witness Protection Program is all..

11:40 AM, November 30, 2006  
Blogger Crabgrass said...

We may need to have a sit-down with Siam, Nicole.

Mind you, that witness protection thing sounds good. Is that in Lake Erie?

Mother Mary Carol Anne, do all of your kids have names like Blanco, Rondo, and Jacko?

Love, Crabgrasso.

12:38 PM, November 30, 2006  
Blogger Mother Mary Carol Anne said...

More problems:
Phu Phu- the little "ghost buster" looking dog got under my new fence and fell into the pond this morning. He was fishing, and leaned over the water worn limestone rocks a bit too far - and SPLAT!!! Let me tell you, he panicked-being so small, he could not come close to getting out of this predicament.I did the right thing-rescued him and threw him back over the fence where I hope he doesn't freeze to death. He was not successful in stealing one of my gold beauties.
I think you are right about Siam -
he needs a new identity-I'm thinking about dropping him off at the Oakwood Conservation area, home to an exclusive species of ducks(Peking, etc.,) hundreds of Canada geese - perhaps he will adapt well to this new enviornment, or be pecked to death.
He didn't go for the mothballs covered in tuna, sorry crabbgrass -but you know I would never touch Puck or Daisy.
I'll keep you posted.
mmca

1:37 PM, November 30, 2006  
Blogger Nicole said...

Crabby you are right! Maybe an intervention...get Puck and Daisy and I will round up BlackJacks and Ozzy O and maybe we can all make Siam see the light....

I will bring little goldfish crackers...maybe we can get him to go for those.

as for the little dog.. perhaps in cahoots with Siam...

3:44 PM, November 30, 2006  
Blogger FANCY said...

Here in sweden we have some thing some crazy people eat that you can give the cats...*LOL*...it smell like hell and are an yeast fish. I dont eat it but people north of sweden think it is delicacy. I am convince that the fish is rutten and it stink like...old egg Give the cats that and they will never ever come back...*LOL*...

//Fancy

5:16 PM, November 30, 2006  
Blogger Mother Mary Carol Anne said...

Dear Fancy
Such a good description - I can almost taste this delicacy - God,it's amazing what some people will eat!!!
I really don't hate cats - it's just that I would prefer their little asses far removed from my space. Someone spread the word,and I have the 'hot spot'!!I might try throwing bricks, but I don't want to damage the liner.
Hm m m m m - maybe Nicole is right, we need a Meech Lake accord for cats. I'll get right on that.

mmca

12:05 AM, December 01, 2006  
Blogger ANNA-LYS said...

I am very happy that "the hell" is scared away from you ... thakns t(w)o cats ;-D

*kram* (hug)

7:09 AM, December 01, 2006  
Blogger ANNA-LYS said...

edit:
thanks

7:10 AM, December 01, 2006  
Blogger Mother Mary Carol Anne said...

Hej Anna-lys....
If you have any secret cat retardant information I would like to hear it-
Hope Siam(bothersome cat)"stays away from my window"(a line from a Johnny Cash song) - it's been raining for 24 hours, and my two gold beauties are swimming under the old oak tree, doing a fair amount of flopping on the grass. I could rescue them, but it is entertaining - definitely some new 'break dance' moves here!!
Hope your xmas shopping is coming along nicely - mine is not!!
OK- :) HHhhhhhhug
mmca

9:54 AM, December 01, 2006  
Blogger Mother Mary Carol Anne said...

NICOLE AND CRABGRASS!!!
You guys are brilliant.
Goldfish crackers - why didn't I think of that..Purrrrrrfect!
Definitely need intervention here -and with BlackJacks, Ozzy, Daisy, Puck, and my two remaining fishies Carlo and Atta, we have a Hockey Team with amazing talent, one that would scare the most discriminating mind. A little planning and I think we've got it!!
mmca

10:12 AM, December 01, 2006  
Blogger FANCY said...

*LOL*...what is wrong with real rock'en ro'll?
mjauuuuuuuuuuuuu

//Fancy

10:59 AM, December 01, 2006  
Blogger Crabgrass said...

Mother Mary Carol Anne, if you're assembling a hockey team, put Puck in net.

2:44 PM, December 01, 2006  
Blogger Mother Mary Carol Anne said...

Fancy -
'what is wrong with rock and roll?'
I definitely prefer that to break dancing but these fishies are on their tummies flopping left,right,doing complete 360's - break dance moves.However,to be fair, I will attempt to duplicate the artistry involved, and let you know if,in fact,they can be incorporated into a rock and roll routine.
mmca

10:21 PM, December 01, 2006  
Blogger Nicole said...

Good Morning!

I sure hope that you can get some Christmas spirit back!!!

Maybe Siam stole that too!!??

Posted a pic of the tree decorated.
drop in

10:08 AM, December 05, 2006  
Blogger NB said...

Hi! Just dropped by to offer you my medals. Maybe you can use them to frighten the cat. I am not sure were you live. Canada happens to be the second largest nation on this planet. I am curious if you have got snow over there. In Stockholm we have 46 degrees Fahrenheit. We haven't had snow since november 11th. C'est triste!
regards
Gen Nicholas Bourbaki

2:44 PM, December 06, 2006  
Blogger Mother Mary Carol Anne said...

Bonjour General Nicholas Bourbaki -
Merci pour dropping in to visit Canada!!
And merci pour offering your medals,which I covet - however, with the drop in temperature, the pond is now frozen and the bastard cat cannot stalk the fish.
I live in Ontario, a province in Canada, located in the middle of the country. A river forms the
southern border with the United States of America-and we cross freely to shop and visit family.
However, since 9/11, restrictions are in place and it is a little more complicated to get in and out of the country.
It is snowing at the moment, great huge beautiful flakes - hope it continues,although driving is at times a nightmare. With a V-8 Ford Mustang, I need to supplement weight in the back end-if not, I do donuts, spins, 360's,it can be somewhat stressful, but fun!!!
I'm having trouble getting into your blog - it is not accepting my
user name and password.
what's with that???
mmca

11:32 PM, December 06, 2006  
Blogger ANNA-LYS said...

Is it really true?
Shall I fix a birthday party in the blogosphere for you my friend?
It was with great happiness I notice your visit at my blog, it's rare, nowadays.

Kram,
AnnA

6:55 AM, December 07, 2006  
Blogger ANNA-LYS said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ;-)

I made a blogpost birthday card for you!
With a little song ;-)

Kram,
AnnA

7:42 AM, December 07, 2006  
Blogger FANCY said...

Hip, hip, hurrah! I was in too Anna-Lys and she have gossip abouth your Birthday...;-) Have a great day with a lots of birthdaycake. Unfortenly they turned the cake upsidedown on the canadian air...*LOL*...

//Fancy

7:58 AM, December 07, 2006  
Blogger Nicole said...

Happy, Happy Birthday sweet MMCA!!!

A little birdie told me it was your special day.....I told the birdie that he could also show you a couple pictures.

I hope you have a wonderful, pleasant day!!!!

xo,xo
Nicole

8:47 AM, December 07, 2006  
Blogger ANNA-LYS said...

Is Crabgrass a birdie?????
I thought he was your son ,,, hmmmm but OK he can where a dress and even wings if he like :-D
As long as he does not take my hi-heels.

Have a wonderful day!!!!
Little bithday girrrrrrrrrrrrrl.

11:07 AM, December 07, 2006  
Blogger NB said...

I know where Canada is located. I wondered about snow, because I saw that cold winds were comming from north. There are freezing degrees all over your country, except at the westrn and eastern coasts.
You should be directed to my site, just clicking on my "NB". If it doesn't work, I cannot explain why.
Bon soir!

11:41 AM, December 07, 2006  
Blogger NB said...

I had merely written those words, when myself experienced the same problem going to somebody else's site. An anchor has damaged the Atlantic cable, maybe.
http://nicholasbourbaki.blogspot.com/

12:18 PM, December 07, 2006  
Blogger BozaNova said...

Happy Birthday!

Mother Mary Carol Anne

:-))

I hope you have a beautiful day!

BozaNova

3:41 PM, December 07, 2006  
Blogger Mother Mary Carol Anne said...

Nicole -
Thanks for the birthday wishes - I have tried unsuccessfully for quite some time to give my B/Ds away, but to no avail. I spent the day in Michigan with my sister,drank red wine, went to a fantastic Italian restaurant for dinner,spent the evening listening to Christmas music (you have to hear Il Divo's) and eating decadent cholcolate. I'm basically a happy person at this time. So bring on Christmas. I will be 'doing' the tree thing this week-end Nicole, so don't despair -I'm with you!!
Love mmca

2:51 PM, December 08, 2006  
Blogger Crabgrass said...

Il Divo...

Vince Guaraldi all the way (Charlie Brown Christmas).

12:10 AM, December 09, 2006  
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